greetings:

waking up from hangover like

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doitforthefalpals:

There was a time when this was real life. Never forget. 

canibis:

atthebottom:

Is this what heaven looks like?

I WANT THEM ALL

When someone asks me what I’ve been up to since college

whatshouldbetchescallme:

1975blog:

could you please make up your mind matty i need to know if i lose indie points or not

zzbbtt:

i dont think i’ll ever stop reblogging this shit

triptone:

Last night my little sister (5th grade) was making an e-mail account

She saw gender and went to click female when she noticed the “other” choice

She looked at me confused and I started to explain that some people don’t think they fit in with strictly male or female

"Oh! You mean like transgender and stuff like that. I was freaked out for a second- I thought they meant robots."

Yet another example the kids are more open-minded than adults

getoffmybloghoe:

person: im just throwing my opinion out there

me: *slaps opinion out of the air* not in my house 

fiendishly-nerdy:

if someone “fights like a girl” you should be absolutely terrified of them have ever seen a girl fight they’ll rip your fucking throat out with their hands while the guys are still doing that weird cobra posturing thing for five minutes 

illkim:

When you do a group presentation but don’t know what’s going on

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moonkistprincess:

"i was born in the wrong generation" i say as i steal my grandkids hoverboards because fuck you i was promised these years ago